Then and now. Things that have transpired.

So heres what happened,  I stole the key to Zaa from Xenophobus.  Gave it to Killer for breaking into his house and taking some things.  Me and Killer with the Purple Beast then invaded Zaa and leveled it taking what we wanted.

So Killer and the Purple Beast left  Zaa leaving me there doing whatever.  While all of this was going down, Black Swan was setting a trap for me.  The Second Killer and the Purple Beast left, Black Swan used his powers to pull what was left of Zaa into the Death Plain where he resides as lord and master.  Now he knows I'm good at escaping.  I mean its well documented that I was able to break into killers house, steal some items, and meet his mother and still be alive to talk about it.  Not even he would dare do something that brazen.  He also know that i've have been to the Death Plain many times.  Some of them have been unwelcomed.  So Black Swan knew I had ways in and out of the Death Plane, and set out to close and booby trap my secret hidden portals.

When I realized what had happened, I knew i was in trouble.  When i set out to find these exit ways, I was instantly attacked by overwhelming odds.  And every time i escaped it took alot out of me.  You see when i stole Pumpkin Jack head and took control of him. Stole the Key to Zaa, and distroyed it with Killer, that was a huge morale buster to his force.  Not to mention the battle before that I dealt them a huge blow by taking the Medallion of Chaos from Poindexter.  Essentially taking him out of the fight.

So Black Swan needed something, and trapping and capturing me might just do the trick.  Well he did trap me for a time being.  But Mott was able to open a portal for the a rescue army to go in and extract me before i truly was caught.  The moment they entered they were surrounded and met with large forces they needed to fight threw to get to me.  Now they were able to get to me, but the shit was hitting the fan fast.  Black Swan had to make a move, and fast to save what little confidences his forces had in him.  They were able to wrestle away the head to Pumpkin Jack from me right before we hit the extraction point to leave.  So now Pumpkin Jack is back with the enemy and probably royally pissed at me.  Black Swans forces rallied their moral believing they dealt a huge blow to the Army.  But I'm still alive (sorta speak) and I will be gunning the next time we meet.

Im thinking of becoming a master tinkerer

  tinkerer:

(A person who in the past traveled to different places and made money by selling or repairing small items.)

(One who enjoys experimenting with and repairing machine parts.)

(A person who enjoys fixing and experimenting with machines and their parts)

These are just some of the definitions I've found for what I'm looking to learn. And with all the items I've obtained I can hone my skills to be able to back engineer items I could come across.
I know i have some skill tinkering with my rocket launcher and titan gun combining them to be a devastating weapon.  Of course nothing compares to what i turn Diablow and Noumena into.  Two powerful sword able to be sentient beings, One evil, One good.  Look with what i have to work with, a delorian, flux compositor, Mr. Fusion,  Kaneutter technology, steam engines, Mott made items and tech, Spell book galore,  tech from and resources from the None existing planet (my home world that never was).  I mean so many wondering exotic things that would give other tinkerers wet dreams.

I also think this would be a good move for me to try out.  With my abilities to obtain odd items and contacts to some of the greatest minds in known existence to brain storm with, I believe i can create some very interesting items.  Tho i may need to befriend, chump up to , or kidnap a Dwanidan or 2.

The battle hard fough, Some were taken out of play. But I made out like a bandit.

We entered the Battle with Black Swan thinking he had the upper hand.  He thought if he were to separate us as a group, that it would vulnerable.  You see, He knew that I was a wild card.  He knew I would have a plan that would render one of the minions incapacitated.   After pouring over hes forces he mathematically found that Holloween Jack would be the weakest link.  H knew the Mighty Mars had stolen his head in a previous battle.  He put 2 and 2 together and knew exactly what i was going to do.  O so he thought.  You see Mott has already used me to see into the future so He knew this was going to happen. He let Black Swan think he had the upper hand in the battle by letting him fix Holloween Jack by giving him his head back.  Mott knew he had to me To where Mars was to get a 2nd chance.  Tanzottii the fire mage a large amount of forces out with his fire ability.  Mars had used Darkswift to launch ahead but because i had summoned Holloween Jack she missed and took out some other random guy.  Sources say he was a bad guy so its cool.  I turned my sights onto Xenophobus.  He's one Big Bad Ass of a being to mess with.  I was stoked for the challenge.    I spun my Medallion of Chaos which was in my favor and it pitted him against Fallstaff.  And OMG did he Babe Ruth is ass out into next week leaving him defenseless. it was to make my move.

As Xenophobus hastily made his retreat,   I was able to pick pocket him.  An i found the key of all keys.  The one thing that could possibly get sooth Killers 13's over me breaking into his house.  The key to Zaa.  But the battle wasn't done yet. Halloween Jack was given his powers back  and set a blaze with more power to take on Mars.    Mars being the engineer that he is pull out Mott's own fire extinguisher and put him out.  This made him no match for Mars and he tuck tailed and ran for the hills.    Well I couldn't let him just get away scott free.  In his haste i was able to catch off guard.  I grabbed his head and ripped it from his body thus stealing Halloween for myself.  now Halloween everywhere will be celebrated in the month of January. 

Darkswift was taken out of the picture for a while.  You see Darkswift and Mars had a female child named Rhyla i believe.  And because her parents were off fighting evil that threaten to destroy everything that is, she did have much in terms of family time as she should.  Appearently Black Swan well before becoming A #1 bad guy and used her nightmares as a way to make her think she was his child.  He made her think she was her father figure of sort.  Well the Whore of Babylon  along with other knew they couldn't stand a chance against her.  So they realized that if they could make her worry over this so much that she using here motherly instincts would pine over this that it just might take her out of play.  And thats exactly what happened. 

But yet the battle over,  I needed a Ace in the Hole and possibly take out 2 from his side.  I gave Killer 13 the Key to Zaa like i said to smooth things over for breaking into his house.  Well he took that like a kid in a candy passing free sweets.  Killer and the purple beast ransacked that city like only they can.  This loss took Xenophobus out for some time aswell.  I managed to find something out of the pillaging.  The Hangmens Noose.  the Noose made by Deep Old Ones to hang Xenophobus for whatever.  Who cares its mine now. Im going to quickly add this to my vast arsenal of kicking ass. 

You see, the thing was planed to stop some of use from reaching the finish line to progress on.  But in true Love Alliance fashion, we went in Strong and blew shit up as only we know how.  You see, the lesson to be learned here is that when you think you have the upper hand,  its because Mott wants you to think you have the upper hand.  dont overcompensate because it will turn around in bite you in the ass.

This is the way the world ends. Not with a bang!

The information that you find in here is about my character in a D&D like world.  I have been playing him on and off for 15 years now and i will try and relay any information about what happens and or goes on as best i can.