Stuff I have to use

Diablo - sword  A very unique sword with a soul and consciousness of its surroundings with the ability to learn and grow in power. (Warning, to much power could give it free will.). Has consumed 66% of dwandians soles.

Pen ultama Nulifier - gun  A very small gun that packs a hellavah punch when fired.

Allegory Cannon - gun  A cannon which should be used with caution.  standard cannon practice should be use when attempting to fire the cannon.

Standard issue Mott medallion A medallion made by Mott.  Very good to use in hairy scary situations.

Stop Watch This give the user the ability to stop time for brief periods of time.

Dwandian crystal bone  A crystal leg bone from a dead Dwandian.  Usage is unknown.

53% resources from the non existing planet  Various resources from January's home planet. Usage verys

Gem of holding and seeing  Abilities to have true sight when looking through it and also had the ability to capture and hold various things and or beings in a pocket dimension or reality like prison untill released by owner.

Cinabit  A mysterious Chinese puzzle box which hold a Pin Head type demonoid which can be use for various labor work.

Keeper of time statue A little statue of Father Time which allows the user to make time re-rolls.  One time use during fights.

Obelisk of locating  An obelisk for locating things  (now where are the keys to Tanzottii's golden limo?)

Light house  Used like a flash light to find your way.  Handy for making things go your way.

Spawn suit  A suit with a connected consciousness to the wearer which can be use to protect the wear in various ways almost like it's a living thing itself.

Black keg of goo  A black Keg fulled with undetermined goo of questionable substance.  Usage of this is still unknown.  Further studies should be sot after for usefullness.

Vice pin  A device use to create openings in solid objects.  Limits to the power is undetermined and studies are on going.

Cloak of invisibility  Cloak the enables the wearer to go invisible.  The power of the invisibility is still undetermined.

Warp gun  A gun with the ability to transport targets to various places from where it originated.  A really good roll will render no saving throw.

Necture of the gods  A drink given to me from Mott.  Gives you the little extra umf you need to get things done right.

The Ark  Noah's ship used to collect 2 of every animal to save them from the flood and start anew. Used to capture things to use for a later date.

Dragon teeth  The name says it all. Teeth of a dragon.  Usage is still unknown.  Either they can be planted into the ground to spring up fully armed warriors or skeletons, or they are square-pyramidal fortifications of reinforced concrete to impede the movement of tanks and mechanised infantry.

Doubling potion  A drink used to make a clone of the drinker.  Works well with dread elves, other races ingesting the stuff may have sever side effects.

Rocket launcher/titan gun  A backpack rocket launcher connected to the titan gun for targeting.  Goof for causing confusion and disruptions.

Oracal  A little statue with the abilities to answer 3 questions.  Answers will be exactly what you ask so Questions should be well thought out.

Pepsi and coke machine  A machine that dispenses cans of portable holes.

Kaneutter powered car  A car powered by Kaneutter technology.  very high tech.

Moby gun  Similar to a stun gun that can either change your mood, stun, or dissonant target.

Vorpal blade  +1 to hit targets.  Very sharp with the ability to cut off limbs.  Very useful when fighting Jabberwockys.  Unsure if its the sword in "The tale about Ivan Tsarevich and the Sword Kladenets" or "Asp The Serpent" from "Tale about the City of Babylon".

The Gates to the Elision fields  A portable gate used to inter into the Elision fields.  Use with extreme caution.  People loose themselves there.

Keg of black malaise  A keg filled with an extremely black, sticky, gooey substance.  Good to use when you need to cause a sticky situation.  Tests still need to be done to determine if other uses can be attained.

591 edition of "The King In Yellow"   A book with untold volumes.  Unread so the value and usefulness  is undetermined.

5 Pings (nth dimension version of dread elves)  5 beings from the Nth dimension with the abilities of a dread elf (limited power).  sworn loyalty to January.  Treat them well and they will be invaluable.

Stone of blackness  (Heart of an old one) A black stone found in a lair of a Deep old one somewhere under Mamolalohan.  Presumed to be the Deep old one's heart.  Once attached to Diablo.  Able to shoot a beam of extreme blackness at someone.  Other usage are still being sot after.

Hilt of velocity  Can be use to cause a comet strike.  Once attached to Diablo.

Clock made by Mott  A clock given to me by Mott for usage of the Armageddon clock.  Allows me to use "borrowed time from Mott" when rolling.

Medal of honor for going above and beyond  A medal given to me from Mott.  Dont know if it holds any power but it shows I can get shit done.

Flux compositor  The device use in the Delorean to give it the ability to travel through time.  Also able to be use independently of the Delorean.

Mr. fusion  A device used to convert carbon base objects into energy.  Has various usage.

3 talking heads  3 stone heads that talk to one another.  Merely odd objects to use to brighten up the temple in the city of the dead.

1 jar of water from the spring of life  Self explanatory as to what it is but what it does still needs to be tested.

Delorean  The car use to go back to the future.  Also able to fly.

Gyroscope  A device use to stabilize things.  A very handy device to use in the oddest places.

Broom of flying  A broom that flies.  Similar to the Wicked Witch of the West or Harry Potter.

Bottle of heroism from Mott  A elixir that inspires you to be great.  And its Mott made so you know its good.

4 bags of holding  4 bags able to hold a great deal of things.  Like Mary Poppins bag.

1 picture of me killing Tanzotii  A picture of me and a dead Tanzotii after i killed him.  Only one still in existence.

Santa's bag of holding  Like a bag of holding but alot bigger on the inside.  Once owned by Santa.

Piece of time map  A piece of a map that shows all of time.  Nice thing to have when you lose time.

Assassins blade from Kang A niffty little dagger given to me by Kang use for assassinations.  will kill on a 20 and high %.

Cthulhu brain  A Cthulhuian brain.  Tasty with salt and butter.  Side effects may occur if eaten.

Pocket maze  A huge maze able to fit into a pocket.  You could be trapped in there for days.

Oil can from the creation  An average looking oil can used to loosen joints.  Able to be use for all sorts of thing that need loosening.

Davey Jones Locker  A foot locker of Davey Jones used to trap hapless souls into.

Potions of invisibility  A drink able to render the ingester invisible.  Time undetermined.

Jaws of fate  A device use for cutting all sorts of things.  Hangnails not so much.

Spell book form the Nth dimension  (self explanatory.) see below.

1.  Hadaag’s horror or the hand of hercules -  single victim or even blanket (all in such in such house or room). A huge hand with 7 wooden clubs attacs (hits like a fire giant with mual}. It strike for as many lvl as the caster has

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Penal gland from the great beyond  If sucked on could blow your mind.  Makes you think clearer.  Able to make move like you knew exactly what was going to happen.

Prince Oliver Byhedda’s spell book  (never opened) A spell book stolen from Prince Oliver Byhedda.  Still need studied before use.  Have 4 spells listed below.  

1. Caowyn’s spell catcher -  an invisible aura around the caster of magic spell trapping. As in spell , wand , blast, ect.  It traps the spell and the caster has 1 melee round +1 per lvl over req to use to rederect or dump.

2.  Timaharn’s blind spot spell -  the target cannot see the caster,  even with true sight or helm ect.  They have a blind spot.  5 min duration per lvl

3.  Mordan’s backward blast -  the target does everything in reverse.  Talk move ect.  

4.  Jhem’s spell of the far terminus -  one target (2 dice times lvl). The target is immediately dimension
Teleported to a time , universe, and world, at random.  If save is made, they are still dimension doored
In a random way.
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Mott’s 100yr history book  A history book of 100 years written by Mott.  "If you forget the past your doomed to repeat it"

Venus fly trap  A plant given to me by Killer 13's mom when i broke into his house.  She is a nice lady.

DO NOT USE THESE NEXT FEW ITEMS CAUSE IT COULD KILL YOU!
The power of these items are undetermined and should proceed with caution.  They were stolen from Killer 13's house and should he find out you have them he might just kill you if your lucky.
Gave Killer the key to ZAA  Items are fully useable now

The clown  A clown doll stolen from Killers 13's house when i broke in. 
Dead necromancer A dead Necromancer stolen from Killer 13's house.
Skull wand  A wand with a skull on it stolen from Killer 13's house.  (to afraid to use it.)
Belt of surgical apparatus A belt with surgical equipment attached to it stolen from Killer 13's house
Skull cape A hat with skulls on it.  Stolen from Killer 13's house.
Wings of a pit fiend A pair of wings from a pit fiend.  Stolen from Killer 13's house.
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Magic Mott Mushrooms  Mott's personally grown mushrooms.  These things pack a punch but cause amazing things to happen.

Mott cylinders  Cylinders made by Mott so you know they work.  And knowing Mott,  these are probably multi purpose cylinders that can do all sorts of things.

Medallion of Chaos  A medallion that can be spun like a roulette wheel where good rolls are bad and bad rolls are good.  It can be a real game changer.  This medallion was once owned by Poindexter.  Some may say this was his signature move.  To bad i stole it from him.

Barnstorming Bernie steam engine  A Barnstorming Bernie own personally designed and built steam engine.  One hell of a machine.

The Hangmans Noose  The noose that hung Xenophobus.  made by deep old ones

Medallion of Apreciation   given to me from Mott.  just another Medallion to show off, nothing more.

(Rocking the Kasbah)
Eviscerator - Stole a live robotic eviscerator.  (like the spider monster from maze runner)

(9 time artifacts.  to be named at a later date)

1. Antikythera mechanism  - is an ancient analog computer used to predict astronomical positions and eclipses for calendrical and astrological purposes

2. WABAC machine  -  A time machine invented by a super genius dog, Mr. Peabody for his pet human boy Sherman.

3. The Cosmic Treadmill - Used by the Flash to travel to teh 25th century to encounter Professor Zoom.  Must be able to to go at superhuman speeds for it to work.

4. The Phone Booth  -  used by Bill E Preston Esq. and Ted Theodor Logan to collect people from time to finish their book reports and save the babes.

5. TARDIS -  stand for "Time And Relative Dimension In Space" This is a tardis not the tardis piloted by the Doctor.

6. Vortex Manipulator - the watch Capt Jake Harkness uses to travers time as a time cop.

7. Hot Tube Time Machine - I think it speaks for itself

8. Patek  Philippe 89 - the most complicated watch ever made.  holds everything from calendars to star maps and charts.

9. The Original H.G. Wells Time Machine - Many believe this story was just that, a story